I’m a horrible person for saying this
But *laughs to self* don’t fall off the bus. Again.
“What is the big deal about swearing to god in the first place? Why does swearing to god mean you’re going to tell the truth? It wouldn’t affect me! If they said to me, ‘do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?’, I’d say, ‘yeah! I’ll tell you about as much truth as the people who wrote that fuckin’ bible! How do ya like that?’”
-George Carlin
“But you can’t get away from yourself. You can’t decide not to see yourself anymore. You can’t decide to turn off the noise in your head.
I lost 6.4 pounds this week. Is that even healthy?
Well if it isn’t, I don’t care. It makes me feel accomplished.
